[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.matask.cz\/ach-ti-muzi\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.matask.cz\/ach-ti-muzi\/","headline":"Ach, ti mu\u017ei\u2026","name":"Ach, ti mu\u017ei\u2026","description":"Mu\u017ei. Mu\u017ei jsou v\u011b\u010dn\u00fdm a vd\u011b\u010dn\u00fdm t\u00e9matem \u017een p\u0159i mnoha jejich rozhovorech. Mluv\u00edme o tom, jac\u00ed jsou, jac\u00ed nejsou, jac\u00ed by podle n\u00e1s m\u011bli b\u00fdt. Mluv\u00edme o tom, jak jim nerozum\u00edme, jako by byly z\u00a0jin\u00e9 planety. Vy\u010derp\u00e1v\u00e1me na n\u011b mnoho slov dobr\u00fdch, pochvaln\u00fdch, i mnoho slov \u0161patn\u00fdch, kdy jim nebo na n\u011b nad\u00e1v\u00e1me. Ale v\u017edy […]","datePublished":"2019-06-09","dateModified":"2023-04-30","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.matask.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.matask.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/65248d4269af31fa3fa693ee3fd479d0960b985d370ed586e59378332be7a3ce?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/65248d4269af31fa3fa693ee3fd479d0960b985d370ed586e59378332be7a3ce?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"matask.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.matask.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a347779_w2966_t1562403457.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.matask.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a347779_w2966_t1562403457.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.matask.cz\/ach-ti-muzi\/","about":["Mu\u017ei"],"wordCount":451,"articleBody":"Mu\u017ei. Mu\u017ei jsou v\u011b\u010dn\u00fdm a vd\u011b\u010dn\u00fdm t\u00e9matem \u017een p\u0159i mnoha jejich rozhovorech. Mluv\u00edme o tom, jac\u00ed jsou, jac\u00ed nejsou, jac\u00ed by podle n\u00e1s m\u011bli b\u00fdt. Mluv\u00edme o tom, jak jim nerozum\u00edme, jako by byly z\u00a0jin\u00e9 planety. Vy\u010derp\u00e1v\u00e1me na n\u011b mnoho slov dobr\u00fdch, pochvaln\u00fdch, i mnoho slov \u0161patn\u00fdch, kdy jim nebo na n\u011b nad\u00e1v\u00e1me. Ale v\u017edy se k\u00a0nim stejn\u011b vr\u00e1t\u00edme, i kdy\u017e jsou tak nemo\u017en\u00ed ne\u0161ikov\u00e9, nebo naopak a\u017e moc velc\u00ed \u0161ikulov\u00e9. V\u00a0podstat\u011b se n\u00e1m mu\u017ei v\u00a0principu nem\u016f\u017eou nikdy zavd\u011b\u010dit.\tZa\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 to u\u017e od mu\u017e\u016f, tedy sp\u00ed\u0161e miminek mu\u017esk\u00e9ho pohlav\u00ed, kte\u0159\u00ed trp\u00ed na bolen\u00ed b\u0159\u00ed\u0161ka, kdy\u017e jim chceme p\u0159ebalit plenu, pokrop\u00ed n\u00e1m hlavu\u2026 O n\u011bco pozd\u011bji, dva t\u0159i roky, jsou z\u00a0nich raub\u00ed\u0159i, kte\u0159\u00ed se v\u0161\u00edm ml\u00e1t\u00ed, d\u011blaj\u00ed nepo\u0159\u00e1dek, rozeb\u00edraj\u00ed neslo\u017eiteln\u011b r\u016fzn\u00e9 d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9 v\u011bci v\u00a0dom\u00e1cnosti a na p\u00edskovi\u0161ti tu roztomilou hol\u010di\u010dku v\u00a0r\u016f\u017eov\u00fdch \u0161ate\u010dk\u00e1ch zasypou p\u00edskem a jako ozdobu je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159idaj\u00ed p\u00e1r v\u011btvi\u010dek. My mus\u00edme po nich takov\u00e9 katastrofy napravovat, uklid\u0148ovat \u0159vouc\u00ed hol\u010di\u010dku i jej\u00ed maminku a vyslechnout si slova o nevychovanc\u00edch.\tO p\u00e1r let pozd\u011bji, kdy\u017e u\u017e na ty na\u0161e mal\u00e9 chlape\u010dky, tedy pardon, velk\u00e9 kluky, jde puberta, nesm\u00edme p\u0159ed jejich kamar\u00e1dy ud\u011blat \u017e\u00e1dnou \u0161\u00edlenost v\u00a0podob\u011b projevu mate\u0159sk\u00e9 l\u00e1sky p\u0159ed jejich kamar\u00e1dy, to by p\u0159i\u0161li o titul frajera. Ale s\u00a0rozbit\u00fdm kolenem za n\u00e1mi p\u0159ijdou a nechaj\u00ed se chl\u00e1cholit jako miminka. Puberta p\u0159itvrzuje, my jako zodpov\u011bdn\u00ed rodi\u010de chceme na\u0161e mlad\u00edky sezn\u00e1mit s\u00a0bezpe\u010dn\u00fdm sexem, ale jsme odp\u00e1lkov\u00e1ni slovy o trapnosti.\t\tPak se \u010dasem z\u00a0chlapce stane mu\u017e, kter\u00fd si zalo\u017e\u00ed rodinu, najde si hodnou \u017eenu a po\u0159\u00edd\u00ed si s\u00a0n\u00ed d\u011bti\u010dky. Takov\u00fd mu\u017ei b\u00fdvaj\u00ed t\u00e9matem jejich man\u017eelek, co kter\u00fd doma d\u011bl\u00e1, co ned\u011bl\u00e1, co cht\u011bj\u00ed a co necht\u011bj\u00ed, aby d\u011blal.\tV\u00a0pr\u016fb\u011bhu let se z\u00a0mu\u017ee stane sta\u0159\u00ed\u010dek, kter\u00fd pot\u0159ebuje p\u00e9\u010di sv\u00fdch bl\u00edzk\u00fdch, vnou\u010dat a d\u011bt\u00ed. Jeho krok u\u017e je pomal\u00fd, jeho obli\u010dej pln\u00fd vr\u00e1sek a i p\u0159es to, kdy\u017e sed\u00ed s\u00a0babi\u010dkou na lavi\u010dce v\u00a0parku, m\u00e1 o\u010di pln\u00e9 l\u00e1sky k\u00a0n\u00ed.\t\u00a0\t\u00a0                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        4.9\/5 - (9 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Ach, ti mu\u017ei\u2026","item":"https:\/\/www.matask.cz\/ach-ti-muzi\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]